Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019

saddle handle

Man bun

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."

by Big12pro November 6, 2021

lip handles

How Jess entices men round to her house for sexual pleasure.

Hi Carl come round tonight to see my lip handles

by Beau78 September 25, 2018

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate

A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle

by Stink boy September 25, 2020

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job

Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle

by Username67435 June 14, 2021