1: the reincarnation of Jesus, returned to do battle with Godzilla.
2: What Bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet's water and said "Bono. You are a shit."
3:The legendary,immaculately mustached Gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the Earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; A machismo that only wanderlust kings can possess after knowing all of the world's lands-and ladies- intimately. His music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound Gogol Bordello to live on until the day that music dies. And then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing entity existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and sex appeal to all it touches. Eugene Hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn't just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. And occasionally kicks our asses for being lame. Eugene Hutz is the face of all that is awesome including Tai Food and Accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the Ukraine, Sex, a Cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. Eugene Hutz is a God.
2: What Bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet's water and said "Bono. You are a shit."
3:The legendary,immaculately mustached Gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the Earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; A machismo that only wanderlust kings can possess after knowing all of the world's lands-and ladies- intimately. His music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound Gogol Bordello to live on until the day that music dies. And then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing entity existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and sex appeal to all it touches. Eugene Hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn't just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. And occasionally kicks our asses for being lame. Eugene Hutz is the face of all that is awesome including Tai Food and Accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the Ukraine, Sex, a Cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. Eugene Hutz is a God.
That 90 year old woman was deaf, but when Eugene Hutz sang, she regained her hearing and her libido, became pregnant, and then gave birth to an angel all before he had finished saying that the women in town never get wet.
All Joannas approve of this man and have been impregnated with his children, so that they may make little Hutz's that will generate a fashion revolt.
All Joannas approve of this man and have been impregnated with his children, so that they may make little Hutz's that will generate a fashion revolt.
by thesmackman January 24, 2009
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Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......
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Specifically designed for those in law enforcement but this move can be utilized by all walks of life. You will need a blue light, long extension cord and a power source. The Starsky and Hutch is when your buddy is banging a chick doggy style and you bust into the room naked with only a blue light strapped to your head. You commence a full on sprint and slide across the bed as you would the hood of a car in typical 70’s cop show fashion. The slide comes to an end as you pop your cock in the girl’s mouth, high five your buddy and state “you have the right to remain silent!”
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Get the The Starsky and Hutch mug.When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.
My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.
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'It's Hutchison you daft cow!'
'I'm Sorry sir'
'Damn right! giving me one more chin than I own'
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'I'm Sorry sir'
'Damn right! giving me one more chin than I own'
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Get the Hutchie mug.J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!
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