Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

Horkin

Eating in a gluttonous manner, stuffing your face, devouring, inhaling food rather than civilized eating.

I went to New York city last week and spent a whole week horkin down glizzies.
I went to the Chinese buffet with Tyler last week... we horked down 5 trays of general Tso.

by L8terH8er April 21, 2024

honkin’ around

just messing around, fooling around; jokin

girl: why Sofia acting such a fool?
guy: leave her be, she’s just honkin’ around

by hotcakies May 14, 2024

Horking

Brainrot term involving a mix of Jelqing and Peeping Tom

I caught some sigma Horking outside my window last night - what a bop but he had a positive canthal tilt

by therealsigma May 30, 2024

Hoshing

You goon till you reach GOONVANA, a higher plane of existence. then you cut off your dick which enhances the post nut clarity so you have reached peak enlightenment

I was hoshing last night and my mind is so open right now

by Lebron James 3rd June 21, 2024

Honking Bitch

this is a disgusting filthy useless gossiping big-nosed fat with the biggest wizard's sleeve in the nation. Everyone should spit on her and scream this definition as loud as possible x

Holly is a honking bitch...

by your fav xx January 23, 2025

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025