tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 10, 2025

Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.

We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"

by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Holiday

A period of time determined by an official (or a government) where people relax and enjoy their time with their loved ones. Schools (including SME) and jobs halt during the holiday and bosses and teachers should also take a break. Teachers and bosses should not give their students or employees work to do during that period.

Miss O: Get me proof that SME students should not work during holidays.
Students: *Create a definition of the word Holiday*

by 365holiday January 20, 2020

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013