Holiday Glaze

When you ejaculate on the Christmas ham and serve it to your in-laws.

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.

by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

JG Holiday Spectacular

The best holiday tradition to come to B-game since 1906.

Random Person #1: Dude, the JG Holiday Spectacular is coming up!
Random Person #2: Yeah man let's go! It's gonna be epic!

by jay gee November 29, 2020

holiday worshiper

These are the people that only go to church on holidays, i. e. "Christians" that only go to church on Christmas and Easter.

My mom is a holiday worshiper. She just got back from the Christmas service and is now looking forward to Easter.

by LardAndSavoryCheezusCrust August 10, 2020

orange holiday

A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.

"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"

by Xgen1123 October 26, 2020

holiday party

a notable, podcastable occasion requiring John Gruber to drink in the company of Merlin Mann

2020’s holiday party was a lot more fun than 2016’s.

by helogram November 7, 2020

Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017