Herp

Half a Herp but found out later it was a dumpster bump

by Dr.FatAnt.702 June 18, 2025

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Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!

Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”

by Magherra June 22, 2025

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Face herpes

Humphrey lumpy love bumps on the face

Erika Rea got them face herpes on her eyes🤮🤮

by Bumber Bork August 10, 2025

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syrian herpes

luffi

syrian herpes cool

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

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Herpes

One hell of a fuckin' chatter

"That's HERPES, bro!"

by ThePettyGoth December 20, 2025

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Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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