grideatosis

Originating from the word gride, grideatosis is made up deathly sickness that has symptoms like: crying easily, finding hot days cold and cold days hot, having rat like features (most commonly a rat tale in middle of back), wear house with trampoline feet and a restaurant inside and most importantly YIPPEE usually the first symptom as well as many others.

The other strain of grideatosis is broomatosis
and the only cure is a potion of FAKE baby’s hearts that only turns grideatosis to broomatosis

Bill: hey i think i might have grideatosis i found a rat tale in the middle of my back *crys*
Jay: oh no, we better get that potion of baby's heart

by Bill_has_grideatosis May 23, 2023

Gude

It’s a gay dude

“Yo did you see that Gude earlier?” “Yeah bro, he ran up to me and kissed me.”

by Him fr August 2, 2023

career guidance

A waste of a Saturday

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is

by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

Alexander Gideon Lightwood

Alexander Lightwood, also known as Alec Lightwood, is a fictional character in Cassandra Clare's shadowhunter series. Parabatai and loyal friends to Jace Herondale, his mother and father were members of Valentine's "circle" before realizing the terrors he could create. His younger sister, Isabelle (whom he is very protective of) has a close acquaintance with vampires. But Alec himself doesn't seem to be able to find love until he meets Magnus Bane, the high warlock of Brooklyn. At first it is thought that he a strong attraction to his parabatai, Jace, but after realizing that it's against the law to fall in love with your parabatai, and that Jace is straight, Alec lashes out in anger only to find Magnus. He comes out to everyone by Magnus crashing his wedding to Lydia Branwell, and walking down the isle towards Magnus and kissing him. Alec is a hard working 23 year old man, who is dedicated to his duties as a shadowhunter, but mostly dedicated to his love, Magnus, and his friends and family.

Raising his blue eyes level to Magnus' cat eyed ones. "Your beautiful" he said. Magnus smiles at him. "I love you, Alexander Gideon Lightwood".

by iridescent_not_that_descent September 16, 2020

Moff Gideon

Leader of the Imperial Remnant. Wants to study Baby Yoda's blood for unknown reasons. Maybe he is behind the Snoke clones found by Kylo Ren on Exegol? Very likely has strong ties to the Sith Eternal cultists. Heck, maybe he even knows that Palpatine cheated death by transferring his consciousness into a clone body. He seems to know a lot about Mandalorian culture. Actually, he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Defeated by Din Djarin in combat. We'll have to wait until season 3 of the Mandalorian to learn more about him.

Moff Gideon didn't appear until, like, the end of season one. That's how much of a mystery he is! Long live the Empire.

by The Fandom King December 20, 2020

Creepy Glider

An Austrian dude on discord

Creepy Glider is funny haha didn’t laugh

by Deepfried February 10, 2021