hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

gruden

any small object or living creature.

a small marijuana bud.
a sun flower seed.

"pack the grudens"

by Argon April 5, 2003

Gratesgeropunun

A nun with no life other than grating the asses of horses and then licking their insides.

OMFG! Its a gratesgeropunun screwing with that horse!

by Cheese Boy September 13, 2003

grudeness

goodness, kindness, righteousness

oh my grudeness girl!

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

glute and limb bag

A glute and limb bag is another word for pants, usually of the baggy variety. The 'glute', a slang/informal term for any of the three muscles in each buttock, and the 'limb', pertaining to the legs, are all housed within the pants, referred to as the 'bag' in this phrase. Hence the combination 'glute and limb bag'. Regional dialect of Upstate New York.

Back in the day, that boy Sammy Davis Jr. could dance right out outta' his glute and limb bag!

by VanillaIceChick July 16, 2008

gluteun-free

(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.

Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015