goo jab

a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)

he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.

by goo jab master April 6, 2009

Déjà-Goo

The remnant of a masturbation session that results in the head of your penis sticking to your underwear, reminding you that you’re a disgusting pig.

Bro, after I peeled off my chonies following a 3 hour Mountain Dew, Cheeto, and pornhub binge... it was Déjà-Goo all over again.

by Fubar90 April 11, 2021

sploo goo

The goey substance left around the genetals of the male, female, or both after sex.

"I have to go clean off all this sploo goo after last night! God.... I'm so sticky!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Goo Lag

When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag

"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"

by Urmum Gai September 6, 2019

goo poo

when you have sex goo is the pussy poo is the shit hole

that girl took in the goo poo last night

by polsky December 28, 2007

Pokemon Goo

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.

Kevin is that Mewtew??

Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!

by YGproductions July 29, 2016

green goo

The sexy green goo coming from a females genitals.

Can be blamed on nearby greenery.

Siobi has terrific green goo, i want to eat it all year round.

by makit February 25, 2005