Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

by tjm420 November 7, 2014

GARRETT

gets all the bitches

person 1: what does Garrett get again?
person 2: bitches

by waahfinity October 30, 2018

Garrett

A chache and a douche who will break your heart with a small dick. He is a jerk and ass hole. He is a fuckboy and is stubborn. He friendzones and gets friendzoned.

Garrett is a chache.

by Stubbornmain July 4, 2018

Garralei

A Japanese chick obsessed with rainbows, pie, sushi, Canada, and anything else Japanese related.

Person 1: I love sushi and manga!

Person 2: You're such a Garralei

by Yogggi May 17, 2009

Garrison Level

The point where the volume from any given audible source (i.e. music, movie, television show, etc.) reaches and/or exceeds an acceptable level for enjoyment and is indeed no longer enjoyable by anyone.

Yeah, it was real relaxed upstairs at 20th last night until the movie reached Garrison Level.

Dude, turn that music down, we're approaching Garrison Level here, I like having eardrums.

by slickwillypie May 4, 2010

Garrison

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

by GarryTheGator June 6, 2018