The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.
Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
by Zanach September 6, 2012
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Tara is totally in love with Justin, but she's eighteen and he's sixteen and she knows his mom will get her arrested, so she's his not-girlfriend.
by TatiBG October 18, 2012
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A girl that you care about very much and she cares about you too but for some reason, past experiences etc. She is too terrified to commit to being your "Girlfriend". You are exclusive, you do most of the things you would do with a "Girlfriend" just don't sport the title yet.
Who was that beautiful girl you were with at the movies last night? That was Nat, she's my "not-Girlfriend".
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You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.
You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.
by Vrehaan January 5, 2012
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