Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.

Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"

by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011

Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011

Greasy bastard

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends

A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge

by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017

Greasy Chubber

A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.

"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

Tit Grease

The radioactive mixture of sweat, oil, grease, and other nasty things that are located under a woman's breasts after a long day of not showering.

Damn man, sat bitch got some tasty-ass TIT GREASE!

by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011

beef grease

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.

After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.

by The meat keeper July 22, 2015