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Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.
This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.
by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
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Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.
Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.
by SotoNation March 11, 2023
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Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time
You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck
by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020
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J Gaming Government

A type of government formally established in J Gaming GMD’s chat, where its complete anarchy, and J Gaming GMD is being stupid.
Whats the worst government? Totalitarianism?

No, the forbidden J Gaming Government
by AnOrganism April 1, 2022
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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
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Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.
by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019
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