fackter

Noun - A person who is an asshole, but unfortunately still has an influence/say over your opinion.

A combination of fuck and factor.

My idea is way better than that stupid fackter's, but he is going to overrule me.

by annetjie May 28, 2011

fhacked

Similar to being fraped (facebook raped), this is when your facebook account gets hacked due to your inability to distinguish between a real link and a fradulent spam link.

This results in said fraudulent spam links replicating themselves and being posted to your friends walls. It also exposes you for the schadenfreude pervert you are.

Post: "OMG! WATCH THIS VIDEO OF BIN LADEN'S CORPSE"
Friend: "Dude have you been fhacked?"
You: "I just wanted to see dead people"

by can'tstandspam June 6, 2011

frackled

A person who constantly looks haggard and is just totally lost in life

Did you see him this morning? He looked so frackled!

by Sarah&Rochelle December 13, 2014

Frackle Fuck

Someone who is oblivious to their constant stupidity

You're being quite the little Frackle Fuck today, aren't ya?

by Sarah&Rochelle December 13, 2014

Fracking for Oil

The term Fracking for Oil refers to when a man inserts his flacid penis into a tight asshole of another man, and continues to get hard, pushing the tip further in without thrusting.

“Try not to hang out with Greg too much dude, he’s going to start fracking for oil with you soon if you keep this up”

by Lacktoesandtollerant February 13, 2018

Flacking

The repeated and often rhythmic sound created by the collision of skin during sexual intercourse.

I knew Johnny was home because I could hear a flacking noise coming from his cousin Jenna's bedroom.

by Sir Boregard Farnsworth March 5, 2018

Fack

A ship between Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer, A.K.A the realest ship on the planet and anyone who thinks otherwise is blind.

Jack has said that "Fack is real!" in multiple livestreams, and Finn and jack have kissed multiple times on camera. Jaeden Liberher, their co-star has also said Fack is real, and there's so much more evidence but it would take forever to write it down. Anyway, FACK IS REAL!

"Omg, Fack is my OTP!"
"Ikr, it's sooo obviously canon!"

by starry*eyed*girl October 13, 2018