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Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."
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friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.
You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.
by Keisha B. April 8, 2014
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friendsy

Flurry of Friend Request activity on Facebook. Pronounced like "frenzy".
Norma was starting to get desperate to get a mate so she could raise a family, so the friendsy began.
by pentozali April 20, 2014
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friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.
Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops
by pandorasbox May 16, 2014
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Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.
I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.
by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015
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Friendly Hanson

When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.
When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.
by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015
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Friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.
Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room
by Officer Wag January 10, 2016
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