french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

by Tazza June 9, 2020

Andrew french

Andrew french is extremely gay, he is so gay that his friends call him this everyday to remind him.

“Dude literally Andrew french off yourself bruh your so gay”

by Andrewlikem8n June 11, 2020

French Oven

When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.

I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.

by Lemon Isit August 27, 2020

French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.

Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other

by 43-53 August 9, 2012

French-buckle

When a man accidentally bends or buckles his penis while thrusting into a woman’s pubic bone during sex causing pain to both partners.

“Take things slowly, you don’t want to go from French kissing to the French-buckle”

by BarberPete December 9, 2020

The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021