Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 12, 2022

Kobe

A absolute menace to society and a machine on a basketball court.

Kobe stop annoying that granny

by November 28, 2021

Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball

“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”

by cald21 July 14, 2019

Kobe

When your doing something that involves a helicopter crashing

Me: My helicopter is crashing

My Teammates: Kobe

by MJisthegoat April 24, 2020

Kobe

Christophe cripping

Kobe is cripping

by Kobe cripping October 03, 2021

Kobe

A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter

I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday

You's a Kobe ass bitch

by Bench March 22, 2017

Kobe

Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.

Watch me get this ball in the hoop
“Kobe!”
*gets it in*

by Bitch-assed witch February 02, 2020