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Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis
Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”
by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025
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fog

fog: something very cool and not kevin (bad)
my friend says: “ts is so fog” as they look at the sunrise.
by tsissofog April 29, 2025
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Fog Horn

A sexual act in which air is blown over the top of a dilated anus, in order to produce a humming sound via the Helmholtz resonance.
“She and I tried fog horning last night
by TimberShiverer May 1, 2025
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Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!
After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!
by TPNTV2@gmail.com May 4, 2025
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Homo Fog

A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.
Dude was so caught up in his homo fog, he forgot to pay the bar tab!
by Awjr May 21, 2025
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Fog marling

When a group of middle aged men all wear fog marl joggers and meet up together
Shaun went into his wardrobe and picked out his finest fog marl joggers as he was meeting the lads for bit of cheeky fog marling
by NUFCARL June 12, 2025
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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