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Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.
Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?
by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018
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flake her

In the Middle East, Cadbury Flake is a chocolate that's given to women you want to appreciate for the little or big things they do - like binge-watching your zombie show with you even if they hate the gore, or agreeing to show up on your TikTok video without makeup, or even kicking-ass at an office meeting. So whenever she's done something to deserve a Flake, it's really okay to say, "Flake her"
Joe: I finally beat Emma at arm-wrestling today.
Ted: Bruh, she let you win. Flake her.
by HotSamJWT November 25, 2020
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ADHD Flakes

corn flake ripoff that supposedly gives you adhd for some reason. mentioned in a 40-year-old woman's facebook meme.
"no timmy you can get those ADHD Flakes they'll make you retarded!!!!!!! >:((((((("
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Frosted Flakes

Dude, I just got some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.
by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020
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Flaking the Chain

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
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Flake

A person who says they will do something or will meet you somewhere but doesn’t show up..
( Text message: )
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake
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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories
All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.
by Danlod July 18, 2017
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