school relationship

When you and your significant other doesn't hangout outside school what's so ever

We don't hang out outside at all. This is just a school relationship

by Clutch master April 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary Relationship

When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.

Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."

by Sassafrassquatch November 22, 2009

Fellacionship

The term given for an informal relationship between two non-dating individuals that consists of the repeating and consistent performance of fellacio at social events.

Mark why don't you ask out Becky and try to tap that?" ------"Well Jay I would, but Becky and I are already in somewhat of a Fellacionship. So why bother?

by thefeedingeagle July 10, 2010

Relationshit

A relationship that's lacking in all properties of your typical relationship and has become shit to deal with and be in.
Originated by Kady not knowing how to type.

'I'm sick and tired of staying with Bob. I'm getting out of this relationshit.'

by Ariana December 14, 2004

Relationshit

A relationship that was/is worth nothing. Its not going anywhere. The kind of relationship you wouldn't count as one.

Quaray : "So how are you and Mark doing?"
Tandee :"ughh.......Its such a relationshit!!"

by YaGirlResaa August 1, 2009

Relationship

A bunch of obligations that two people have for each other that make both of them feel worse about themselves.

To quote the majority of the song "Piss Off" by the Arrogant Sons of Bitches (A break-up song):

"P-I-S-S-O-F-F-Hey!

I remember way back when,
When I wanted you to be mine.
And now that I've kind of had you,
I wonder was it all just a waste of time?
And did it make sense jumping into something
Knowing that I'd get hurt?
I don't know, but my boss thinks not,
It makes me less productive at work!

And all my friends told me "look out!"
'Cause you were treating me like shit!
I swallowed my pride and bit my tongue,
And I thought nothing of it!
I blame relationship's termination
For why things are never fine.
I've dreaded this moment from the day we met:
We have to say goodbye!

Now all I do is pine and smoke
With all my friend.
I regret not moving on
Even though I said I did,
Fuck, shit, dammit.
How many times do I have to call you
Just because you call me first?
You see, we're nothing together
But a bunch of obligations
That just make me feel worse!

So why was I the last to know
When you ride some other guy?
And why should I have even cared
That night you said you cried?
My stomach threw up my daily nutrition
And your anti-morals robbed me blind.
I loved you, and you blew it,
And you broke your own heart.
So eat this last goodbye!

Piss off: this is the last goodbye."

Relationship.

by Daniel Plainview123 August 29, 2009

auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis

while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great

by manno August 31, 2006