shit with feet

A phrase generally used for one of your friends when referring to them for a variety of reasons.
A versatile phrase as well that can be used to describe a person that is a worthless, low life waste of good oxygen.

Matt you are such a fuck up you are basically nothing but shit with feet. Just kill yourself!

by Suck it miller June 24, 2016

Dickly feet

Feet that smell like absolute dick and look like they've gone through WWII

Fabian has such dickly feet for a ladies man

by itsRaySorryFabianIwasBored June 20, 2016

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

Feet beans

Another word for toes

Omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i taste?😍😍😍

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

Chico Feet

After getting so unbearably wasted you lose your shoes you walk bare foot through a Chico State frat house and accumulating dried cum, puke, blood, and dirt on the bottom of your feet

Dude after Justin finished railing that Chico trash she walked through his room and she left with some serious Chico Feet

by Kurger Bing September 14, 2020

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011