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florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
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florida meatball

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017
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Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!
UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!
by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017
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florida state game

Samantha and I are going to watch the Florida state game later.
by Jakehermanwillalwaysbeavirgin November 5, 2017
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Florida

Florida is a beautiful place filled with wonderful people, Florida is famous for its night life, gorgeous sceneries and white sand beaches. Let’s also not forget about the CLEAR water! From Miami to Orlando to Tampa you can always find something to do in Florida! So many attractions which bring so many tourists from all over the world there all the time! Winter? Who needs it! Florida is a paradise nobody can resist! Florida is also Home to the hottest guys and sexiest girls!! Florida > California
Friend 1: damn so many good looking girls

Friend 2: we must be in Florida
by Jeffaanda November 16, 2017
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Florida Swamp Squirt

When the ass sweat of a Floridian swamp man is collected into a turkey baster and subsequently injected into the vagina of his lover
How was your date, Becky Ann?

I knew he was the one when it ended with a Florida Swamp Squirt
by Swampy69 August 18, 2018
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Florida

The place where weird shit happens that is put on the news
Did you see that a person in a suit tried to burn a house down with pasta sauce in Florida on the news.
by Saltiness person December 4, 2018
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