The asshole driver that can't help pulling these
annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:
1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right
lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left
lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right
lane.
2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.
3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most
annoying a night.
4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.
5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny
penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny
penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you
almost ran over my 2 year old
daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's
daytime.