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Ethan

Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
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Ethan

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
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Ethan

An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
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Ethan

Ethan. Ethan is one of the best people you know. He is so pure and loving. He has an impeccable sense of humor and never fails to make you laugh, even if he doesn’t laugh much. It isn’t hard to become friends with him, but he is shy and quiet. He’s only talkitive if you’re very close, and he only keeps a few people close. He’ll do practically anything for the ones he loves. He often thinks poorly of himself, but he’s absolutely perfect. It’s very easy to get lost in his eyes. Seeing his smile makes hard times easier. His voice is the best sound in the world. Just seeing him makes you feel like nothing else matters. Not to mention, he’s probably the cutest guy at your school. A lot of girls like him but he stays dedicated to one. A lot of people also think he’s gay, even after he does find a girlfriend. He always stays out of drama and anything related and minds his own business. There’s so much more to Ethan, but there’s no correct way to put feelings into words.
Ethan
by YeetSleepRepeat January 1, 2019
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Ethan

very gay and has a small noise
by fdbhrvbgv November 18, 2019
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Ethan

Mostly someones ex, a cishet white boy.
oh my god you're such an ethan
by AntSoup March 3, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan, let’s just say Ethan is athletic but also a little nerdy. He is not “hot” but rather cute and like able. He won’t steal your girl ( he probable will though) and is loyal and faithful. He probably tall and skinny but also powerful and strong. Ethan is also a little cocky and can get ahead of himself sometimes, Ethan can a little hard get to know but once you get to know him he can be a real charmer. Ethan is not a class clown or anything like that, but funny in his own way.
No example present. Ethan
by I is special January 17, 2018
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