parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

Envy

1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual

2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone

1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?

Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified

2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Green and Gold(Packers) envy

An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.

Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.

Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm

by hail_mary12 January 12, 2017

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

Goku envy syndrom

When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities

There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too

by Kakaoro January 9, 2020

Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.

Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020