speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016

envy

envy is a cool imposter, also the woman behind the slaughter. and he might’ve ate someone before but it’s ok also they love among us and orange juice (weird). anywyas u ggys should love tmem too

WOWWWW IS THAT ENVY?
OH MU GOSH ENVYYY

by yeomwon March 17, 2022

dirty envy

When a super hot chick named Envy sits on your face and pussy farts and you try to catch it with your mouth

Girl get on my face and feed me the dirty envy

by HandleThis6969 November 10, 2022

greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.

Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.

by bglassman April 7, 2010

Victim Envy

When a member of a group that has historically oppressed others sees the general public having empathy for oppressed people, they become jealous of that attention and they engage in mental gymnastics so that they can see themselves as some type of victim

People like to pretend there’s a war on Christmas because they have victim envy

“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”

by Posternutbag811 November 16, 2023