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Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021
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Empey

A bad A** that is THE BUFFEST and best at almost everything, except for GOOCH who slays women and men and dosnt care
Bro you sooo empeyd THAT

THEY CALL ME EMPEY.
by 173949382615183940583169 April 15, 2019
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Emphysemen

When you have a coughing fit like someone with emphysema after swallowing a load of semen/female ejaculate.
*takes cum in mouth*
*Starts aggressively coughing and wheezing*
"Did you hear about Jane with Johnny last week? Apparently she emphysemened at the end"
by littledeathaddict May 15, 2020
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Empay

A person who regularly makes excuses for poor performance.
Person 1: you really should have won that race, you were first with four laps remaining .

Person 2: each lobby has different settings so it is hard to get used to and they have different rates of wear.

Person 1: stop making excuses, you are such an Empay.
by Pineappleclassics13 May 26, 2020
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Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.
Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD
by Father of jazz March 29, 2021
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Empyric

em·pyr·ic

NOUN

ɛmˈpɪrɪk, ɪmˈpɪrɪk

1. A person who gives 'the fire within' to another
2. A person who converses, trains or engages with another person in such a way to give them the sense of 'the fire within'

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ic' which means to define a characteristic of another.
She was feeling lacklustre and needed motivation, so her Empyric delivered some inspiring words to help her fire up again.
by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023
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Empyricise

em·pyr·i·cise

VERB

ɛmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz, ɪmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz

1. to give 'the fire within' to another
2. to converse, train or engage with a person in such a way to give the sense of the fire within

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ise' which means the action of delivering this to another.
The Empyric had a power to empyricise others when they had lost their way and needed to fire themselves up, with some sage advice and skills
by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023
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