douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 21, 2007

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douche sword

The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.

"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."

by madderisback January 05, 2012

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douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2006

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Douche tat

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.

~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"

by Kingduce69 August 06, 2013

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douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 14, 2014

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