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by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019
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douche sword

The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.
"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."
by madderisback January 6, 2012
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Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
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Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing
Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.
by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009
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Douche tat

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.
~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"
by Kingduce69 September 6, 2013
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douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.
That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.
by SMK-TG January 13, 2014
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douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
by scott negley March 24, 2007
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