Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

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douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

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douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 24, 2007

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smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

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The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.

"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."

by madderisback January 6, 2012

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Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.

Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...

by Bboxed June 13, 2014

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