wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.

Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!

by PFEK November 23, 2010

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020

The Von Dohren

The Von Dohren- Noun: An act that takes place when engaging in sexual intercourse. The man lifts both women’s legs over her head and behind her head in a V shape. Then the man tickles her toes while tonguing the woman’s asshole until she shits on his face. The the man runs his tongue along her asscrack and up her pussy to her bellybutton then licking around her waist, creating a sumo belt looking shit smear on the woman’s body.

“I was with Sherry last night and we decided to try The Von Dohren, she giggled to hard and I accidentally swallowed from laughing”

“My wife loves the old Von Dohren, she was begging for it last night”

by The Spud Spunker December 24, 2025

Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.

student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT

by DDyln May 15, 2024