Dog

The opposite to a Cat

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 22, 2016

Dog

A six legged reptile that lives in salt water

This mad dog is going to eat meee!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 12, 2018

dog

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WtF dog

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihihih June 11, 2017

Dog

Dog

Fog like dog

by Dadoofty March 20, 2018

dogness

This man your referring to sounds as if he has a dogness about him. Sex driven, extreme, hornness

This man your referring to sounds as if he has a dogness about him.

by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018