Wedding Dress

see "cock block"

Damn dude, don't wedding dress me, its against the code

by PandaMountain April 6, 2011

fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

Dress Flops

When the new young preps have two pairs of Rainbows flip flops and one of which they concider new and clean enough for fomal occasions.

Dude, I can't wear these to dinner. I'll stop by my place and put on my dress flops.

by Billy Guess? June 23, 2008

dress denims

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're dress denims!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

Desslap

the act of being slapped in the face with a penis

Emily: Babe, can you carry this box for me?
Mike: Bitch, you about to get desslaped!

by 123salnan May 20, 2010

Dress-flops

Flip flops that are slightly more sophisticated than regular flip flops; usually have sparkles, pearls, or fake diamonds on them or have heels.

At the party, many of the girls were wearing dress-flops.

by khnrslg December 20, 2010

dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock

Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.

by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015