blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 5, 2007

Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.

Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.

by SpencerTusko July 14, 2006

Dustin Diamond

May you rest in peace idol

Dustin Diamond was my childhood :(

by DeliSandwhich February 1, 2021

diamond clit

a female's virginity that is wanted by many.

dude Mary is diamond clit

by brainocan July 25, 2012

Raining Diamonds

When everything in your life seems to be in sync and you are doing very well at the moment!

DUDE! I just got a new girlfriend, and a new job. It's Raining Diamonds in my life right now!

by Sizznuzakk April 16, 2011

Pink Diamond

Pink diamond is a character from the show Steven Universe.
She's also a bitch.

"Pink diamond was a brat"

"Pink diamond faked her shattering"
"Pink left Spinel in the garden for 6000 years"

by Pearlisn March 30, 2020

Blood Diamond

A blood diamond is a Gruffnugget pulled from the ass of a black man. However this gruffnugget will also usually include a small portion of blood to it, thus dubbed a 'Blood Diamond'.

Guy A: Hey bro, i accidentally mined a Blood Diamond from your black ass.
Guy B: Yeah, shit bro, I felt that.

by Dincepulitismo May 13, 2018