Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

derek

A guy who fingers himself in the butt hole

"That Derek Kid is such a fag sticking his own finger in his butthole."

by J-money' September 28, 2017

dat boy dere boy

to define a persons actions,talk.

Dat boy dere boy be going hard in da paint.

Dat boy dere boy tripping.

Dat boy dere boy Dat boy brandon be having dem words.

by Dat Boy Brandon September 7, 2005

dere

Pronounced like dairy, a term derived from 'derelict' to be used as a friendly insult amongst friends, most commonly after a blunt is smoked and someone either gets lost or drops something

Donnie had to drive 2 miles to his house, but in his haze ended up in another county, when told this, i responded, WHAT A DERE!

by K_Dizzle June 9, 2007

deregular

The fine line between regular, and irregular. Deregular, is usually a word given to describe perfection.

Deregular rocks!

You are anything but deregular.

Deregular enjoys a pint.

by deregular April 7, 2005

Derek

Someone who like to play chicken with cars, but ends up getting dusted by them in the end.

Derek don't jay walk!... ahh Fuck.

by Bob12345h September 30, 2012

Derek

A lil' bitch

Derek the dick sniffer

by El Qoscar October 20, 2014