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Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!
Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!
by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019
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deez

Jeremy: hai bob :3
Bob: what Jeremy? :(
Jeremy: Deez!
Bob: Deez what?

4 hours later...

Jeremy: DEEZ NUTS!!!!
Bob: That took 4 hours. You need help.
Jeremy: Have you heard of Joe?
Bob: Joe who?

20 hours later...

Jeremy: Joe Mama!
Bob: Wrong Definition....
by rockorocko January 9, 2022
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Deez nuts

A white boy who says this has no penis and is a cheater

Or if a Black boy says this they're the son of who created it :
Deez Nut's Hahaha is a word of a gamer for some reason Deez nuts
by sasuke the fuck boy May 5, 2020
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Deez Nutz Syndrome

You constantly keep typing in Deez Nutz jokes to the point where you need to go to therapy.
Person 1: Hey I think I have Deez Nutz Syndrome.
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I keep typing Deez Nutz jokes.
Person 2: What the fuck
by qazplmwsxoknbjicdetgbygc August 5, 2022
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Deez

you try to trick your friend into saying whos deez, wich then you reply with "deez nuts"
person 1: "whos deez" person two: "deez nuts" person one: "you need to stop. we are at your gradpas funeral because you pulled the pug on him so you could plug in your switch."
by iamnotben29 April 19, 2021
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deez

hey have you seen deez? whos deez? DEEZ NUTS
by mirals wife June 25, 2021
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deez

my girl was looking for deez nuts in a video game i told her i have some right between deez thighs ha got em
by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019
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