Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt

Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.

by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008

dankest

The best ever. Deagle Armor Nade Kit Eco Save Tyrants. The best deagles around. Period. No relation to Franklin Turtle. Born to be dank.

Watch your back we are about to attack; The Tooters Feat. DANKEST

by Franklin_Trutle May 2, 2009

donkey licker

1. A person that licks someone elses balls
2. Someone who licks a donkey

1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!

by Mike Ellison April 22, 2004

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 2, 2004

donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007

Swamp Donkey

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

by The m00z January 11, 2006

Danky Outlaw

A complete and total badass with rugged qualities who enjoys prefaces and Outlaw&Backwoods cigars.

I saw this guy rolling his own cigar while smoking another at the skatepark. What a Danky Outlaw!

by Danky Outlaw July 15, 2006