diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

Community diaper

The low man on the totem pole. The person, who because of their status or ineptitude, is accustomed to taking other people's shit and being routinely pissed on.

Boss man: "Hey everyone, let me introduce you to the new community diaper, Tom! He' s gonna be filling in for Sarah while she's away for the next few months, so feel free to shit on him just like you would her!"

Tom: "hi, I'm Tom.........."

by SaltineWizard March 9, 2016

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

flesh diaper

The act of pulling the foreskin over the tip of the penis, and safety-pinning it together.

"Man, you shouldn't have hooked up with that chick from the piercing place in the mall. She looks like she's into flesh diapers."

by brosemite sam April 11, 2010

diaper

A term used to refer to a sanitary pad, often humorously implying that it's as essential as a diaper for babies. It can also mean underwear that has a sanitary pad integrated into it, offering convenience during menstruation.

When I realized I forgot that my daughter runs out of her diaper, I had to make a quick stop at the store—thankfully, they had her favorite brand!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025