Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).

Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Daumer

Derived from the late serial killer and canibal Jeffery Daumer.
One who lurks. One who dresses unfashionably gothic. One who thinks it cool to tell women what he thinks of them, no matter how sick it is. One whos grill is so tore up, it makes Billy Bob teeth look like a colgate ad.

"Look at that dudes gear, what a f@*kin Daumer."

by Lowlife713 February 7, 2007

carpenters daughter

flat and easy to screw.

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.

by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009

Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.

My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat

by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019

daulat ram

Daulat ram is a person who thinks he is handsome but matter of fact is that he is chutiya asshole people thinks about him as a gandu

Person1:who is he standing there?
Person2:you dont know about daulat ram jangid he is the biggest chutiya asshole on earth he is a big gandu

by Chris12560 June 8, 2019

daugh

you are my daughter and you smell of goats bums and like to kiss goldfish

this is me daugh , she is fam. and like to lick pooh

by ichy123456789 January 6, 2008

Daunte Wright

A 20-year-old Black male shot at a traffic stop in Brooklyn Park, MN. He didn't deserve to die. Say his name.

Rest in paradise Daunte Wright, you didn't deserve this.

by anonymous April 12, 2021