cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

by cjeam July 03, 2020

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Cummed in

the state of being filled to capacity after a meal

The food there was amazing, I'm absolutly cummed in!

by Richard Willy Johnson June 11, 2023

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Cum

The improper word for Semen or Sperm, a white liquid that shoots out of the male penis during an ejaculation.

Dan: Yesterday I had some amazing sex, the girl took all of my cum!
Jake: Wow... jealous.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

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when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.

Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.

1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.

by DICKYFISHY October 02, 2020

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