Cum

Stuff that comes out of your dick/vag, and it feels good when you grind on a pillow.

Fack, I'm gonna facking cum.

I used an Eminem song.

by P0PPYTPLAYS July 25, 2021

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1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters

Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn

by SpamWhale December 8, 2010

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Cum

(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.

"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."

by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

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A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.

A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls

by kaguyadoujin December 9, 2019

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