by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."
by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
Im in Harris Crystal Palace
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020

1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009

"RawrXD Suuwoop 420"
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!
by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 19, 2018

by Abel quavo June 11, 2016
