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crystal skull head

When somones head resembles that of a crystal skull which was once found in an Indiana Jones film.
Woah Danny watch where you're swinging that crystal skull head!
by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014
mugGet the crystal skull headmug.

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.
"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."
by BananaPhone August 13, 2012
mugGet the striding the crystal summitmug.

crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
mugGet the crystal shattering sexmug.

Harris Crystal Palace

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
mugGet the Harris Crystal Palacemug.

crystal ball

1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009
mugGet the crystal ballmug.

crystal covill

A female meth head that thinks she's totally funny and a bad bitch but in reality she is not.
"RawrXD Suuwoop 420"
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!
by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 19, 2018
mugGet the crystal covillmug.

crystals pussy

Damn only Brent gets in crystals pussy
by Abel quavo June 11, 2016
mugGet the crystals pussymug.

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