by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
Get the Crunch Crack mug.its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
Get the Cranston Crunch mug.Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
Get the Captain Crunch mug.A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
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