crumbley

adj. Accident Prone. Another spelling for the term crumbly. Something that is unusually funny in the sense that things aren't going the way they are supposed to.

losing your wallet, losing your keys, stain on white shirt, forgetting peoples names, etc

"that crumbley ass nigguh keeps losin his shit"
"that fool is hella crumbley"

by feel good May 25, 2007

crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

fart crumb

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

by eggjones1 August 23, 2009

Scruff crums

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.

man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"

by Chumscruff October 19, 2009

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

let's get this crumb

When you are sick and tired of trying to get this bread, so you settle for the crumb.

"Rise and grind, baby! It's time to get this bread."

"Nah, let's get this crumb."
"i feel bro"

by plink22 October 13, 2018

Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010