Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

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Kings crown

When Charlie King is doing his special deep throat

Guy 1) did you have a good night bro?
Guy2) Charlie gave me some of that famous kings crown

by Littlemadleyboy May 18, 2020

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Kings Crown

Sexual position: She/ He/ They/ This/ That/ The other wore the kings crown.

The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.

James positioned himself over Julie and deftly squatted over her allowing her to receive the Kings Crown which she gleefully received.

by duncandumpertruck November 30, 2022

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muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 01, 2015

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crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop March 23, 2014

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