Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

Nathan Crippled

he is an orange human being that looks like a dr seuss character and is crippled

You can suck my dick, and then i'll call you nathan crippled

by imgay_101 January 13, 2020

Master cropper

Big grain farmer

Man fuck this master cropper

by Ohreally♈️♈️ September 20, 2020

Master cropper

Grain farmer but mostly a piece of shit

Fuck this master cropper

by Ohreally♈️♈️ September 20, 2020

big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.

Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.

by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.

Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.

by Lexa.c February 26, 2022