killed the dream cream

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.

Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.

by Dreamerman May 16, 2010

Caramel Ice Cream

A sexy, juicy, light chocalate, caramel, bodacious, beautiful, bootiful, bootylicious, tasty, cutie, yum yum, apple clitlickerishous, black female. Sometimes are racist just like on the movie School Days. And Sometimes are original and luv being black.

Example 1 Oooh Shittttttttt, Look at that Caramel Ice Cream walkin' down the street. She fine.

Example 2 Ayooooo!!!!!!!!!!, I just got cock-blocked by some Caramel Ice Cream. Da Bitch was talkin' bout I wasn't light or white enuff. I wanted ta jam my cock right in her butt, and spill my "Nutz On Her Chin".

by bigmaneastside August 22, 2011

Butter Pecan Ice Cream Is a Must

Translates to "dangerous obsession." Popularized in The Society On Da Run, the butter pecan ice cream meme is a person's obsession with something.

Boy #1: butter pecan ice cream is a must, I gotta have it!

Boy #2: control yourself!

by Narcissus the African October 21, 2011

whip the cream

When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.

She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.

by The Iron Weasel December 6, 2015

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!

by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016

backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.

mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016