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Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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Cake

A gift from the gods.
"Oh man this cake tastes like heaven!"
by turtlelover1234 April 13, 2013
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Also, I have this cake

A phrase popularized by Paul Saunders of Loading Ready Run in the video 3 PS3s. It is used after telling someone what you have/have accomplished to add insult to injury. You do not need to produce a cake, only something edible (such as pie, as detailed by Morgan vanHumbeck in Computer Envy)
Person 1: Man, I can't get Recon in Halo!
Person 2: Well, I have Recon Armor. Also, I have this cake.
by K2Fer October 9, 2009
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Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!
by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010
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float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
by tneveca August 25, 2009
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making cake

You guys were making cakes last night, because I licked the icing off the sofa.
by Leruho Kdfcoi November 20, 2006
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Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.
by rexnfx January 19, 2011
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