Covfefe

The useless, trivial matters on which the media and public choose to invest their time instead of focusing upon real political issues.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Van Minde June 2, 2017

Covfefe

An error made by President Trump. What he meant to say was "coverage"

News covfefe

by PresTrumpIs#1 June 2, 2017

COVFEFE

Trump's cuss that isn't swearing (Trump doesn't want to get shouted at).
Means "I resign."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe...

by R0B0T July 7, 2017

Covfefe

An onomatopoeia of a sound made when having a stroke during composition of a social media insult.

"Eeek, glup, covfefe!"

by SnokesMcGloats June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Verb, to grab a woman in the groin region.

I can covfefe her. When you're famous, you can do that.

by UltimateLanguage June 16, 2018

Covfefe

When you can't complete your sentence or any of your tasks as president

" Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by PriscillaTuttenstein June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Donald Trump, the last of the orange orangutan people, makes this noise during orgasm. It is not known if this is normal for his species or not. People who have heard this noise report that it is usually by the hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of Department of State, Rex Tillerson.

Donald Trump: Despite the negative press-

Rex Tillerson: *fists Trump harder*

Donald Trump: COVFEFE!!

by Phone obsessed teen June 6, 2017