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cock cover

The Un-circumsized foreskin on a penis.
Most jews out there have cock covers, i had mine removed though.
by joasfrank August 2, 2007
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Double Coverage

This action is performed when one person is getting jizzed on from both sides of the face from two different dongs.
Call Bong Master's Mother for example of double coverage, bring a friend.
by Flyinh69 May 8, 2008
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Half- Ass Coverers

noun: Any type of underwear that lets the bottom of ass hang out; exposing ones butt cheeks. eg Boy shorts/Booty shorts.
She has the nerve to rock them half-ass coverers when she ain't got no ass.
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
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Kick the Covers

What you do when you're having withdrawals from illicit drugs, especially opiates, ie; oxycodone. Literally kicking your legs around under the blankets because you can't get comfortable.
Man, it's been a tough couple days. I been at home gettin ill by my lonesome. Ain't had any oxies in a minute, man I'ma have to kick the covers for a couple days!
by Alabaster Croti August 4, 2011
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Coperta

Coperta is a well known italian word that refers to things whose nature is unclear. Sometimes the word "coperta" is used to say that something is related to something else or something more interesting (like a coperta for example).
Since a coperta is an alias for a coperta, the transitive closure of a coperta is an algebraic problem. It appears to be a sort of thing with things connected to it. Sometimes people forget about its true form and start saying funny things related to the origin of a coperta. In Italy, coperta refers both to coperta and other silly things (like for example: coperta, lenzuolo, pigiama, coperta, tenda).
Depending on what's in your mind, you can either be a coperta or a thing.
A persona can be a coperta.
Due to the transitive closure, a person is a tenda.
The "Tenda-coperta paradox" is well known by physicists that study the behaviour of things in conjunction with black holes. Because, everybody knows that there is a correlation between things and copertas.
According to Stephen Hawking, a coperta is produced from a more dense coperta thrown through a coperta at the speed of light (only if a big coperta is placed near to it).
Of course the magnitude of the impact of a big coperta against a dense coperta may cause black copertas (a.k.a. holes).
A black hole is a coperta.
Black sheeps are sons of black ho..copertas.
If you are still reading this, you are a COPERTA!!!
Don't you mind if I coperta while I put that ... coperta .. in that thing with those things that seem like that famous thing that I saw last night on TV?
Answer: What are you talking about?
Answer to the answer: I don't know.. But if you tell me coperta I can show you some copertas in exchange. By the way, do you take a hot coperta with me?
Ouch! that coperta is too hot for my mouth!
Listener: Do you mean "cup of tea"? *shock*
Well, yeah, coperta indeed.
Listener: -.-; <-- OMG!
Like before, I was kicking that coperta all around the place. Then I found a coperta that I lost some time ago. It's awesome I'm lucky!! Not always people find copertas when kicking copertas in the middle of nowhere. Oh look! copertas are falling from the sky!!
Listener: What a nice winter :)
by coperta January 15, 2010
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Nevada Convert

An insufferable douchebag that trolls sports message boards who has no logical sense what so ever and an unhealthy obsession with the UNR Wolf Pack. His "logic" tends to prove the exact opposite of what he is out to prove. Tends to disappear or change the subject when present with facts that either prove the opposite point than the one he is making, or shows how much UNR really sucks.

Famous for the citing of Phil Steele's preseason rankings for why UNR was going to have a decent team that year.
Nevada Convert: Did you know Phil Steele ranked the Wolf Pack as 35th preseason? We will totally crush Notre Dame and CSU!!!
by blablabla12 April 15, 2010
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Sap Covered Pink Sock

A modified pink sock in which the perpitrator puts sap or resin from a tree on his or her penis and then proceeds to put aforementioned penis into the "sockee's" butthole and pulls out, resulting in said "sap covered pink sock".
"No matter how many times I put my penis in his ass, and no matter what I cover it in, it still wont Pink sock."

"Have you tried pine tar, its great as long as he does not mind a Sap Covered Pink Sock."
by James The Pain Hoban September 28, 2008
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