Cougar chump 

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

Cougar chump by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.

Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.

Cougar Cubbing by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022

cougar eggs 

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

cougar eggs by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

Cougar-phelia 

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!

I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!

Cougar-phelia by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022

Cougar & Dragon 

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

Cougar & Dragon by Shredder P July 29, 2022

Cougar Skin 

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

Cougar Skin by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

cougar attack by G4pesce September 18, 2022